I hope you get everything you deserve. The sweetest or evilest thing you can say to someone. (via mainlyboredom)

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September 29th, 2014 // 11,414 notes

donnacabonna:

i wonder if my first follower still follows me

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victroladoll:

captainalbertalexander:

sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet ❤

holy shit

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER!!
  • fav character: [kills someone]
  • me: aw
September 29th, 2014 // 123,224 notes

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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tacticalpineapple:

holy shit this is a fucking amazing gif like that’s actually really fucking impressive

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(via scalesofadragon)

September 29th, 2014 // 189,861 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

"Day 2: The giant horse-dog still hasn’t noticed me." [thats_absrd]
love-this-pic-dot-com:

to love a person is to see all of their magic

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

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tom-marvolo-dildo:

im gonna make a clothing store and instead of the typical sizes i’m gonna have:

XS - xtra sexy

S - super cute

M - mega cute

L - luxurious

XL - xtra luscious

XXL - xtra xtra lavish

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